Per͒h͝aps͏, i̪̞̭͑f we̅ were to plant spore sacs in your brain organ
  and let its tendrils s̮͉pṟ̞̑ea̫d ̆th̑̏rough your flesh
then you would truly un̟derstaǹd Júffo-̑Wup... becom̟e part of Juffo-Wup.
You WOULD be happier and more fulfilled̮. Consider our ͘offer.

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