Perhaps, if we were to plant spore sacs in your brain organ
and let its ten̡drils spṟ͊ead ̱thr͇oug̱h̨ your flesh  
then you would tru͘ly understand Juffo-Wup... become part of Juffo-Wup.
You WOULD be happiêr and moŗe fulfilled. Consider our offer.

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