Peȓhaps, if we were to plant spore sać̡̃s ͉in̖ y̤ou̍r b̷rai͑n or̞g̺an
  ̯a҉nd l̹et̟ its tendrils spread through your flesh
then you would truly un̹d̙̫er̯s̈́t̆and ̌Juff̲ỏ-Wup... b̑ecome part of Juffo-Wup.
Yo̚u WOULD be happier and more fulfilled. Consider our offer.

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