Perhąps, íf w̶e̝̬ were to ̘plant spore sacs in your brain organ
and let its tendrils spread ͎̙̲͑t̲h҉r͎̝̃oǘgh̞ y̥̒o̙̔ur f͜lesh
̭t͉͟h͍en͏ y͉ou would truly understand Juffo-Wup... become part of Juff͌o̮-Wu͜p.
̖̘̹You Ẃ̚OUL̶͊D͌ be happ҉ier and more fulfilled. Consider our offer.

?!?